ARTIFACT RF-GLT-11

Trumpinator Tee

$35.00
  • Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton
  • Relaxed box fit with drop shoulder
  • Soft-hand graphic print
Color
Size
Fit and measurements

Retro Futurism tees use a max heavyweight garment-dyed body with a relaxed streetwear fit. Choose your usual size for an easy box fit, or size up for an oversized archive silhouette.

Size Body length Chest width Sleeve
S29 in18.5 in17 in
M30 in20.5 in18.25 in
L31 in22.5 in20 in
XL31.5 in24.5 in21.25 in
2XL33 in26.5 in22.5 in
3XL35 in28 in23.5 in

Measurements are garment specs taken flat from the current SHGD tee body. Final dimensions can vary slightly by wash, production batch, and garment-dye finish.

Fit Max heavyweight garment-dyed body
Shipping Free U.S. shipping included
Print Graphic print

Archive notes

An off-canon GLITCHES artifact from a corrupted media timeline where politics, action posters, and future panic collapsed into one signal. Trumpinator is satire from the unauthorized channel.

Trumpinator Tee is a black parody graphic tee rendered like an unauthorized action-poster transmission: loud, cinematic, and intentionally outside the clean archive signal.

Filed under GLITCHES, it channels corrupted pop spectacle, political-media overload, and a future signal that crashed straight through the feed.

  • Launch Edition release from the First Transmission Batch
  • Soft-hand graphic print with cinematic poster detail
  • Classic unisex cotton jersey fit
  • Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL

Artifact specification

Archive code
RF-GLT-11
Fabric system
Standard cotton jersey / classic unisex fit / off-canon artifact body
Print system
Soft-hand graphic print / recovered design signal on garment
Edition
Launch Edition / First Transmission Batch / June 2026
Trumpinator Tee $35.00

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